Complete Office Golf Book

No more 9-to-5 angst, as hours once wasted managing, marketing, manufacturing, and accounting can now be spent putting, driving, and chipping. From how to set up a course in the conference room to facing a stairwell hazard - over or down? - Office Golf makes a job seem like something you wouldn't mind doing for a living. This very humorous yet practical book features subjects from Tee Time vs. Company Time to 19th Hole Drinks in the Supply Closet. Sanctioned by the O.O.G.A. (Official Office Golf Association), here is everything the employed golfer needs to transform hallways into fairways and water coolers into water hazards. Includes full instructions and rules, dozens of illustrations, punch-out holes, a historical time line, and strategies for not getting caught by non-playing managers. Because what you do for a living shouldn't get in the way of what you do to feel alive! Highlights include: Spotting Fellow Office Golfers - the 26 tell-tale signs. Common hand signals used to convene a foursome. Turf Management - hardwood, marble, tile, linoleum, cut Berber, Saxony Plush, level-loop pile, and shag. Carpet grain and art of vacuuming. Equipment & Accessories - Couchies, ficus woods, and the wall wedge. Club concealment. Swing oil. How to make a ball in an emergency. Sportsmanship & The Rules - searching for balls. Searching for players. Glass hazards, including fire alarm boxes. Dents, divots, dings, and scrapes. Tee-time is now: bound into the book are 9, color punch-out, reusable golf holes; and Official Office Golf Association membership card; a customized bag tag; and three O.O.G.A. scorecard templates.